Is it bad? (I hope not!) Okay? Meh? Leave your comments here~ :D One of the flaws I have is that I haven't played the game in years and I don't have my own copy of it, so I'm doing my best to keep my facts straight. Apart from that, I hope I got his manner of speaking down.

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[TO BE EDITED!]

( This is what Zell normally wears around the House )

( Relationships )

(More to come as Zell interacts~ :D)

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAACK!!

[Why yes, Zell has a duck beak. THE IRONYYYY!]

O-okay...if I really did die, then I'm pretty sure I'm in hell. *He notices the device on him and speaks bitterly.* Yeah, I am.

A-anyway...I know this is definitely the House so...anyone her- whoa!

*The sound of something falling is heard as Zell speaks again.*

Tch... stupid ceiling. Okay, this is REALLY freaking me out.

GAH! Get the hell away from me! H-hey, I'm not the only one seeing freaky things on the wall right?!

*Zell can be found doing something he rarely does in his entire life: lying still in bed.

He never had the pleasure of having actual siblings, but he definitely made the best friends and comrades a guy could ever have throughout his Garden life. Squall, Selphie, Irvine, Quistis... he sure misses them. Even Rinoa, who made Squall happy in ways others couldn't. He finds his stay at the House a pure mindfuck from hell, and the fact that Seifer was there didn't make it any better... though at the same time, it provided him some comfort that there was someone from home... even if that someone was a total jerk face.

Zell was happy to have made friends here. Zoro, Sanji, Tonks, Castiel, Takami, Yako, to name a few... though more than half of them are gone now, leaving and going as Zell finds himself remaining here. At least he can take in solace that he could be going home now. Maybe.*

( This crap doesn't even make any sense! )

Church: NO.
Sigmund: WHAT?! I know who my Ma is and she ain't that guy!!
Gromph: That bastard?! No way!
Olive: Alright, this I don't mind too much.
Gintoki: Weird brother. Okay, I can handle that.
Larsa: ISN'T HE A KID?!
Ryuunosuke: This is so wrong.
Raenef: Having a person as a pet? That ain't right!

Dammit, this is just like that one week when the House disappeared and animals kept atta- HEY!! QUIT PECKING ME!!

Stupid ugly chocobo thing- GAH! GET THE HELL AWAY!

[Filtered to everyone except for the House kid thing. Or so he hopes.]

Hey, guys? Shouldn't we try to do something about the House/kid thing? I mean, what if this is our chance?!!!

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(ooc: Zell tried to make it as unhackable for Thai Hao as possible, but whether it works or not...)

... you know, sometimes I think the House takes this time to boot people out of here.

Aw, man. No more super speed? I was enjoyin' it too! Oh, wait, can't enjoy much around this stupid House. Right, right.

Welp, back to the usual routine. Anyone who wants to talk to me, I'll be in the game room.

*Those who hear Zell's voice post may notice that he is speaking twice as faster as before.*

ManIwasjustawussycrybabylastweek! ItwassoLAAAAAAAAAME!

Thistotallymakesupforitthough. THISISLIKECASTINGHASTEx10!!!

*Zips around the hall.* WOOOOOOOOO YEAH!!!

(ooc: Zell will be a hero with super speed. 8D And also, he is wearing red/black spandex similar to this one except he'll be wearing goggles.)

I... I wanna practice but...

I don't know if that's such a good idea. I mean... last time I did it, I bruised my knuckles really, really bad...

(ooc: For this week, Zell is going to be unsure and nervous all the time. And if he gets moody, I guess he'll be all, "... whatever" like Squall. xDD)

*Zell has been keeping in shape in the game room. Next to the kitchen, it's probably his favorite room in the House. Lately though, he's been itching for something exciting to happen. Something exciting that does not involve humiliation and embarrassment of course.

After knocking the speedball around several more times, he triggers the voice option.*

Man... this is so interesting. There should be more boring things to do around here.

...GAH! *He slams a punching bag with great force.*

I'M SO FREAKIN' EXCITED!

This is probably one of the smartest things ever!!

GAAAH! THIS IS SO PLEASANT!!

Hey, House! How the hell are you not doin' this?! YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT TO SAY!

Ow!

Who the hell- ow! Is Gromph Ba... Baenre?!! Whoever you are, where the hell are you!?

TCH! This is annoyin' me...

*Zell wanders around the garden, unsure of where he is or how he got here. He feels a sense of familiarity to the place but he just can't seem to recall anything... Even this annoying device on his wrist seems familiar. He dabbles with it, already familiar with the technology and finds the voice option.*

Yo! Anyone there? This thing work at all? Where the hell is this place? Squall? Selphie?

... anybo- whoa!!

*Zell barely keeps his balance as he turns to see a T-Rexaur staring right at his face.*

How the HELL did you get here?!!

*The SeeD quickly jumps away from a tail swipe and readies a blind spell. He hates fighting these things- though it's better than a Tonberry at least. He releases the spell as the T-Rexaur closes in on him, but the darkness impairs it's vision and Zell doesn't even have to dodge for it to miss him. As the T-Rexaur tries to wipe him out (quite literally, with it's tail) and destroying some furniture in the process, Zell casts Blizzaga, causing the large monster to cry in pain as it makes desperate attempts to hit Zell. But Zell is fast and has fought these guys on more than one occasion. The only downside is the fact that he has never faced a T-Rexaur on his own. So far though, Zell thinks he's doing a fine job.

He runs up the tail of the T-Rexaur and onto it's back, already channeling up another Blizzaga spell with one hand while the other was keeping his balance from the thrashing dinosaur.*

Eat this, ya bastard! *And he smashes the T-Rexaur's skull with a barrel of punches before hopping off and inflicts the third (and hopefully last?) Blizzaga spell on it. The T-Rexaur flinches and lets out a cry, but it doesn't fall.

And the Blind spell wears off, showing Zell in clear view in the monster's vengeful eyes.

Zell can't help but groan as he barely dodges another tail swipe, the tail cutting a hole in his shirt.*

JUST DIE ALREADY, DAMMIT!!

(ooc: I guess I'll leave it here. Guys, if you want to help Zell out [not that he thinks he needs it] feel free~! The T-Rexaur has an insane amount of HP in the game and is the sort of enemy that you are recommended to run away from. That kind. I'm kind of a douche to put Zell up with this on his own. But it's better than just a Tonberry. I think. xDD)

WHERE THE HELL DID THE HOUSE GO!?

JUST WHAT?!

Wait... if the House is gone and whoever runs the place can still talk to us... then where the hell would THEY be?!

Jeez, this is messed up. I thought the owner or whoever lived in the House and just kept themselves hidden somewhere. But this is just wei-

OH WHAT THE-?!!!

*Transmission ends.*

*Zell looks down at his formal suit, which is actually his SeeD uniform. He flashes a small grin, something he hasn't done in a while ever since Castiel, Zoro, and just recently, Sanji, left. He changes out of his usual clothes and into the uniform, adjusting the belt to his comfort.

He stands at the clearest part of the room and starts punching and kicking the air, ending the athletic display with a back flip. Zell's feeling better already.*

Yeah, you guys are back home and I just got back a little piece of mine. It's cool.

*Not sure where he was going with that, Zell flips his device on and switches to voice.*

ALRIGHT!! I can't stay mopey forever. LET'S PARTY!

I just noticed some folks are gone again.

Well, at least they're back home, right?

This sucks...